From missing cream puffs to severed penises and beyond, the inept police investigators of the Avalon Defense Department, one a former British Army General and the other a simple-minded rookie, are on the job to solve the town’s most vicious and ludicrous crimes in the cartoon community of Avalon.
Funny Detectives and Cartoon People
Intrepid ace reporter Ginger Marin discovers a lost civilization of cartoon people living in Middle America, in a town called Avalon in the County of Ligature-Upon-Avon – one of those quaint little communities that is somewhat lost in American space, neither here nor there but definitely somewhere. Her dispatches from the front lines will thrill and excite you as she describes all the crazy things cartoon people do when they think no one’s watching. In this humorous fiction story for adults, you’ll read the fascinating, slightly raunchy, true tales of the Avalon Defense Department (a.k.a. police department) where rock star police detective General Schnitzkof, a former British officer, and his trusted assistant, rookie cop WingWing, a rotund little dumpling of a “lad”, solve some of the town’s most absurd crimes — like these:
Adult Comedy
“The Case of the Missing Member or How John Sir Gwaine Bobolini Lost One of His Family Jewels and How He Recovered It … Well Sort Of” has the detectives investigating Mrs. Bobolini who hacked off her husband’s penis one dark and almost rainy night. Our investigators appear as witnesses during the trial, replete with the high- speed chase, WingWing’s body cam, and Mrs. Bobolini’s car-cam footage played out for the court. As punishment for her crime, Mrs. Bobolini loses her liberty, kids and the privilege of ever using knives again.
”The Case of the Missing Haunted Mobile Home”. General Schnitzkof and Officer WingWing investigate a missing mobile home and encounter a headless hanging corpse after which Dr. Guisseppe, the coroner, helps them hire a Psychic and a pedophile Priest to exorcise the ghost.
“The Cream Puff Caper,” where you’ll meet some of Avalon’s worst offenders: a squirrely pervert and an old lady murderer, and visit the town’s Red Light District featuring Madame Candy’s brothel.
If you like the charms and craziness of South Park, you’re sure to enjoy the cartoon community of Avalon as presented by ace writer, Ginger Marin.
